kkshowtunes:

silly-slacker-person:

qu3ercus:

discount-butlins:

motherhenna:

thebagelhut:

magicoftelevision:

autisticcosima:

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

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I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

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throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old

King

Once I got a card that said ā€œBEST GREAT GRANPA EVER!!ā€

I’m a teenager

literateleah:

rb this and put in the tags the most common compliment you receive and how you feel about it

study-to-rule-the-world:

Disability pride month

July is Disability Pride Month. The first Disability Pride startedĀ in Boston, MA in 1990 but it has since become an international celebration. The aim of Disability Pride is described by the founders of Disability Pride NYC to ā€œpromote inclusion, awareness, and visibility of people with disabilities, and redefine public perception of disabilityā€.

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The disability pride flag

The Disability Pride flag has some very interesting symbolism interpreted by the artist which include:

The Black Field: this field is to represent the disabled people who have lost their lives due to not only their illness, but also negligence, suicide, and eugenics.

The Lightning Bolt: the shape of the lightning bold represent the non-lateral lives that many disabled people live, often having to adapt themselves or their physical routes to get around an inaccessible society.

The Colours: each colour on this flag represents a different aspect of disability or impairment:

Blue: mental illness

Yellow: cognitive and intellectual disabilities

Green: sensory perception disabilities

Red: physical disabilities

White: invisible and undiagnosed disabilities

fujiwaradivebar:

furrama:

fawkes-rinzler:

imlizy:

today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

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Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats.Ā 

My favorite moment with him is when he goes to get some prepped baking sheets and he does this fancy twirl with them in front of Jiji. Like, there’s no other people in the room, he does this to impress a cat.

I don’t think he ever says more than a whole word the entire movie, and I still love him more than most Disney princes based on this one moment alone.

And the part where he wanted to surprise Kiki by making that beautiful elaborate sign OUT OF BREAD to advertise her business and he was all anxious for her to get home and see it

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But then when he sees her coming he gets all bashful and runs away 😭

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okayyeahbutwhy:

traggots:

traggots:

ā€œmale character gets a girlfriend whos just him but a girlā€ is one of the worst tropes except for grundgetta from sesame street who rules

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peak of female character design

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trans4trans couple

My favorite bit of the wiki for this absolute power couple:

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historic-old-guard-lover:

graaaaceeliz:

And she is wonderful

paddysnuffles:

3 other fun/cool facts about the Inuit:

1. They also invented kayaks and dog booties.

Dog booties are actually really important for working sled dogs in winter to protect their paw pads from iceburn and keep ice from getting in between their toes and burning them that way.

2. The traditional Inuit diet is one of the healthiest in the world, and the most balanced for the ratio of Omega 3 to Omega 6 consumption

Most modern diets consume way too much Omega 6 and not enough Omega 3.

3. Inuit is a plural noun. When speaking about a single person the correct word is Inuk (always capitalized)

For example,Ā ā€œThis Inuk woman is wearing traditional Inuit tattoosā€.

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jgvfhl:

*pretends to be shocked but also maybe this will make people realize that Indigenous People Know What The Hell They’re Doing and Deserve Respect*

diaryofandnwoman:

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Link for full article below.

Never a bad time to remember that indigenous people are wonderful and deserve to have a good day.

pesky-plumbers:

grawly:

pesky-plumbers:

tremendouslysizzlingsandwich:

pesky-plumbers:

unyielding–justice:

pesky-plumbers:

graffyn-guy:

pesky-plumbers:

treaclethetortoise:

pesky-plumbers:

graffyn-guy:

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use theĀ ā€œGā€ in Super Mario Galaxy?Ā 

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There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

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What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

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@pesky-plumbers
what about the F from Mario Golf?
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y in mario party

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

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your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

there was a g in this one too tho

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night-dragon937:

bastlynn:

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

pregnantseinfeld:

darkenedyeastextract:

gemstone-gynoid:

2goldensnitches:

hematite2:

blackwashedmax:

kasaron:

blackwashedmax:

kasaron:

blackwashedmax:

fallout-new-vegas-2010:

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fallout-new-vegas-2010:

vegans make peace with honey

no shut up do it

vegans will pretend not to hear when natives tell them their agave products are unsustainable because they have whimsical feelings about, and i cannot stress this enough, the freedom of hive insects

Honey is literally murder but go off

Prove it.

They literally puke their guts up to make your honey

I have not seen any evidence tonsugges they are harmed or die in the process of production. They do regurgitate the nectar as part of the process to concentrate it into honey (an interesting process) but they do not suffer any injury during this process. If they did, the cost to produce honey, which is done naturally as a measure to survive over winter and through times of lower availability, would outweigh the benefits. If you kill several bees to produce enough honey to make one more bee, It makes no sense. Any animal that did that would die, even with human intervention.

Do you have any sources which suggest otherwise? I’d be interested to hear of this (relatively publicly available) information was false or misunderstood.

Bee farmers use whats called a honey maker. It’s a crude devices. It similar to a meat grinder. They force the bees in and grind them up. What comes out is a paste. That paste is later filtered into what we know as honey

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

@zoologicallyobsessed please show us pics of your bee grinder

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they might be falsely thinking about a honey extractor machine. but all these do is you place the beehive frames inside and a motor rotates it at a speed that removes the honey, which is then tapped through a tap at the bottom.Ā 

…do they think they put bees in that and spin them around until they vomit…?

bee carnival

bad and naughty bees get put into the b e e c e n t r i f u g e to extract their honey

Vegans coming after beekeepers is one of my major teeth grinding annoyances. For many reasons, because there’s so many lies. And to go one step further because it’s such a waste. You see, the strongest vegan argument is that they don’t want to exploit animals or take from them without their consent.

… but… Bees consent. NO. I’M NOT KIDDING.

How? Bee hives aren’t kept on leashes. They’re outside, the bees can travel miles every day. They follow their queen. Who is also outside, not on a leash, and can travel miles every day. If she doesn’t like the hive for any reason - for example: it got too hot, too cold, too messy, too filled with sugary stuff and they need more space… then the queen leaves. And with her the hive.

The queen stays in the hive because the hive is the best place to live. Period. Done. End of. If the hive is staying with the beekeeper it’s because the keeper is doing their job correctly and keeping them happy because the bees can, and do, leave bad beekeepers.

Of all the animals we have domesticated as livestock, bees are the ones you can most easily argue are consenting participants in their keeping.

bees will straight up leave if the conditions with the beekeeper are worse than conditions in the wild